The Petrolhead Collection · Christmas 2026
Christmas jumpers for people who park badly
Santa on a decat. Reindeer at the retail park. Jumpers for the meet, the office party and your nan's face at dinner.
£44.99 incl. VAT · UK delivery £4.99 · free over £80
Printed to order · every size in stock
The Petrolhead Collection
- Price shown = price paid£4.99 delivery, free over £80. No fees at checkout.
- 30-day returnsWrong size? Swap it.
- Bad print? Free reprintOr your money back.
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Bundles · applied automatically
Buy for the whole convoy
Mix any designs and sizes. The basket works out the cheapest price for you.
Matching pair
£84.99for any 2
- £4.99 less than two singles
- Over £80, so delivery is free
- You and your passenger princess
Whole crew
£159.99for any 4
- £19.97 less than four singles
- Free delivery
- Enough for one Corsa, fully loaded
Sorted for Secret Santa
The only present your mate will actually wear to the meet
Socks go in a drawer. Aftershave goes in a cupboard. A jumper with Santa sending it sideways round a lamppost goes on, gets photographed and ends up on someone's story.
- Pick a designRemap, MOT fail or retail park meet. You know your mate.
- Order before the cutoffThe Christmas delivery cutoff is shown at the top of the page.
- Wrong size? Swap it30-day exchanges, so guessing their size is fine.
Your photos go here
Tag us @slammedsanta
We launched this season, so this wall is empty. Post a photo in your jumper, tag us, and we'll ask before putting it up here.
Seen at meets
Spotted one in the wild?
Clock someone wearing one at a meet and tag it. First genuine sighting gets pinned here.
The boring but important bit
Our promise
30-day returns and exchanges
Send it back unworn within 30 days for a refund or a different size. Your legal 14-day cancellation right applies on top.
Faulty print, we fix it
Smudged, misaligned or wonky? Send a photo within 30 days and we'll reprint it or refund you. You don't send it back.
No surprise costs
£44.99 includes VAT. Delivery is £4.99, or free over £80. The total in your basket is the total you pay.
Questions
FAQ
Is it actually knitted?
No, and we'd rather tell you now. It's an all-over print sweatshirt: the knit pattern is printed on, edge to edge, so it looks knitted from across a car park. It's soft, warm, doesn't itch and won't bobble like a cheap knit.
When do I need to order for Christmas?
By the date in the banner for UK delivery before Christmas. Each jumper is printed when you order it, which takes a few working days, then it goes by tracked post. Each design shows an estimated arrival date if you order today.
What size should I get?
Why is every size in stock?
Because nothing is made until you order it. There's no warehouse of jumpers, so there's no "only 3 left". The only thing that runs out is time before Christmas.
How do the bundles work?
Any 2 jumpers are £84.99, any 4 are £159.99. Mix designs and sizes however you like. The basket applies the best price on its own, and you see it before checkout.
How do I wash it?
Inside out, 30°C, no tumble dryer. The print stays sharp for longer that way.